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NE0NW0LFF Profile Information

I'm nothing special, I'm just me.
Age 56 From Irvine, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Simon
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Well as I said in headline I'm nothing special, I'm just an ordinary bloke nothing more nothing less what you see or view is what you get...... no likie,then get on your bikie. I'm kind,caring ,passionate,have morals,house trained to a point lol,funny,witty,with a weird & warped sense of humoured,i like paranormal,dinosaurs,toys(lego Rc helicopter & drones)I'm totally against violence, domestic violence or mental or physically abuse totally disgusting. I admit to being married and divorced and have health issues but it don't make me be a bad or crazy person , get in touch if you fancy chatting. Ps I don't mind long distance love with the view of relocating if needed ,I have nothing to lose for wanting to be loved or to give love again.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Photography, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Alive
I've Always Wanted To Try  
And write a book or write a screenplay
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To live forever, so far good all going to plan.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Is to enjoy time with family , go exploring the wonderful selection of pure wonder that mother nature has given us, yet being human we only want to destroy what's around us.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Inspiration, love,honesty,value,haribos,wit, childishly behaviour,happiness,kind and loads more.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter
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